Katie, the Recycler, in Media, Pennsylvania, 1976
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
I haven't decided yet, but I'll need to think of something clever. We generally don't frequent the Tustin Hills Racquet Club.
Why a racquet club? Wouldn't it make more sense to have the bash at the Discovery Science Center?
If you need a pendulum lesson, click here. Otherwise, just take my word for it -- this will be better.
Why no gifts?
We live in a small house and have enough stuff. Besides, I've spoiled Katie -- she has everything she could possible want. And could you imagine writing all those thank you notes? However, if bringing a gift will make you feel better, do it. But please, don't bring or send a gift just because you're invited.
Casual dress means different things to different people. How about a better explanation?
I'm not sure if I invited anyone who has a real job, but we all know at least one person who goes to work everyday dressed up. On Fridays, his/her company permits him/her to dress business casual. That will be fine. Actually, no one really cares. Or (answer 2), we're all adults now -- dress however you like.
Will we be fed?
Food will be plentiful. By Parties by Panache, my sister's catering company. Nothing but the best for our friends.
You sent the invite to my e-mail address. It is somewhat vague as to who is actually invited. Help me out here.
If you are reading this, you are invited. You may bring your most recent lover (spouses need not be excluded). And though I love children, they are not invited.
What is the special entertainment?
It's a Murder Mystery. I have never been to one, but I understand that we're in for a great night. Just come prepared to have fun. You will be both a detective and a suspect (hopefully not a victim). You will witness a murder, search for clues and track down rogues and deceivers, in an efort to solve the crime and celebrate Katie's birthday.
I don't have a navigation system in my car. How do I get there?
Click on the MAP button or click here to generate a map with driving directions from your house.
The reason I can't come isn't on your list. How should I reply?
It's there. Actually, I'm not really concerned about why you can't come. I just need to tell my sister how much food to bring. (I'll invite you to Katie's 60th even if you can't make her 50th -- for whatever the reason.)
Katie works hard, is kind, nurturing and smart. You are, well, let's just say you can be off-the-wall at times. I am not sure what she sees in you.
That's not a question.